i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Is Oprah even human
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Randomize
