Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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