I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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