She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Welp...herpes.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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