She's JV to your varsity
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
My ATM looks so different sober.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
