I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
