It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
