I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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