fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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