stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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