Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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