Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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