remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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