I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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