She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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