She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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