You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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