North Korea, Best Korea!
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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