love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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