i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
You don't make any sense
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