Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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