did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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