yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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