i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Randomize
