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last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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