You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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