nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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