turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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