That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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