I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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