i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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