just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
