you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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