i would punch a child for taco bell
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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