Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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