I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Randomize
