check it out our google latitudes are spooning
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Randomize
