Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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