lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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