we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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