It was confusing and full of hummus
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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