me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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