And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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