We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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