her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i just had sex bonerless
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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