You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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