yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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