Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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