I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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