So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
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