if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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