For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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